This is Wally's passport photo. He really wanted me to post it today. "People need to know I'm a worldly bunny! And that I'm well-traveled!" But Wally? You have only been to two states ... "But I have a PASSPORT! So I'm a cultured and cosmopolitan bunny!" Wally and I had to talk about what it means to USE your passport versus to HAVE a passport. Now he's looking up flights to Japan. "Wally wants to see TOKYO!" We will need to make a five- to seven-year allowance saving plan. 😉
"I want everyone to see my new SHOES!" Okay, Wally. I will tell your followers you got new shoes! "NO! They can't KNOW that I want them to KNOW!" Why not, Wally? "I'm a HUMBLE BUNNY! Just say, 'Here is a nice picture of Wally.'" But Wally? We need to be honest. It's okay to tell people you're proud of your new shoes. "I'm PROUD of my NEW SHOES! If you want some, you can't! Wally already bought them!" (Oh no. This is not exactly what I had in mind.) Wally? There are more pairs of shoes just like yours that people can buy. You might make people sad by telling them they can't have something special that you have. (Wally gasps.) "Wally makes people SAD?! I'm a BAD BUNNY!" Sigh. Wally and I will talk more about this ...
Wally was googling "ponies" (he's been wanting to find free pony rides for bunnies ... sigh. Yes, we've talked about the unlikeliness of this) when he came across "side PONYtails" and immediately wanted one. While using my sticker app, he realized, "There's no SCRUNCHIES! I can't show my side pony without a SCRUNCHY!" After spending time in the closet (this is where he goes when he's upset), he learned that bows can also be hair accessories. He doesn't know that traditionally scrunchies and bows are for girls, but as usual, I let him go with it.